![]() ![]() One button activates Juliet's chainsaw, another controls her pom-pom melee attacks. Truth be told, there's very little invention or creativity in Lollipop Chainsaw's gameplay. Simply put: This is not a game that grandma wants to buy for her 14-year-old grandson's birthday.īut the overwhelming stupidity of Gunn's writing and the voice acting of Strong and "Smallville" alum Michael Rosenbaum (as Juliet's disembodied boyfriend Nick) make the game surprisingly enjoyable. Spinning on a stripper pole lets her kill zombies more effectively, and dying zombies love to hurl expletives at the girl. There are gratuitous shots of Juliet bending over in a skimpy cheerleading outfit. The simple, obvious satire of Lollipop Chainsaw is surprisingly refreshing at first, although it is stunningly lewd. But, more than likely, she's merely a vehicle for Suda51 and Gunn's twisted sense of humor, and they are not shy to show that. Juliet dying sometimes nets an exasperated death rattle of ".Seriously?.Sure, she could represent a giant step backward for gaming, the ultimate video game insult to females – and an insult to the multidimensional character of Sarah Michelle Gellar.After Juliet saves one student, he thanks her by saying, "I'm so totally gonna masturbate to you tonight.".The fan-made rap Licking The Lollipop, especially the part where Juliet says, "When Nick's being a dick, I just fart in his face!".The ads with live-action Juliet, such as the Special Edition one, and the Zom-Be-Gone one.During the combine-driving sections in stage 3, Nick will occasionally shout "Baba Booey, Baba Booey!".When Juliet gets struck by lightning or shocked by Vikke's electric attacks, Nick will sometimes say, "Lightning tastes like ass!" or "Ah! I think my fillings popped out!".Right when we think he's dead, he immediately gets back up just to hand Juliet a birthday present, and then he dies. "We are vikings, short and stout! We like to drink and FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!"."Killing people is fun when they're zombies!".(also against Lewis) "Dude! Black Knight! You have no legs! Stop already!" Juliet explaining all the various mythological baddies she's slain in her life."Just last week, you had to take your car to the shop because you didn't even know cars needed oil!".The implication is that a zombie hippie high off her ass can fix and drive a bus better than Rosalind can. In the same level, the boss starts out impersonating Rosalind in the intro cutscene, but Juliet gets suspicious because "Rosalind" mentions fixing the bus, when Juliet knows that Rosalind doesn't know the first thing about cars.It totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now at all." I have no idea never what a space cake is like. ![]() Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. During Mariska's level, Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a "space cake", aka a pot brownie.It's yellow." Also doubles as a Pop-Culture Bonus. When Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one is quite amusing.Now she's got an intestine coming out of her vagina, ugh." And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal. When Nick questions the relevance of possibly having babies someday since he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to grow one.When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she says he's like a kitten that doesn't speak Japanese. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of Gratuitous Japanese. Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet doesn't, and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher.Since Juliet and Nick have a lot of Casual Danger Dialog through the course of the game, most of their interactions are going to end up being this.Nick reacts to him with a rather appropriate "JESUS CHRIST!" If you click on the profile of Chat, the giant zombie chicken, it says that even other chickens thought he was particularly stupid.( pushing aside the boss's title card) "'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards Chip 'n Dale?".Rosalind Starling's dream is to meet Justin Bieber and add his skull to her collection.After Nick is revived ( as a disembodied-yet-still-sentient head) by Juliet's magic, he cries: "How am I still talking.These scenes really put the "LOL" in Lollipop Chainsaw. ![]()
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